Porn Titles and A Stall
The 15 Most Outrageously Titled Porn Films at your local “adult” store: (Yes, they are actual titles)
Da Vinci Load
Beyond the Call of Booty
Extreme Asshole Makeover
American Bi
Pulp Friction
Mission: Transsexual
Weapon of Mass Attraction
L.A. Cumfidential
Everybody Does Raymond
Romeo Must Ride
Cream of the Cocks
Mr. & Mr. Smith
Got Milked
Cockbuster
When Bears Attack
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I finally played racquetball last night, the first time in months! I play against my step-dad, but there are only two courts and one was double-booked so for awhile we played a three-way game with this beefy hottie, unfortunately he was there with his wife. But, man! The hot meat in the adult locker room yesterday was fabulous! This is an aquatic center so there are Olympic sized pools and always people using them (swimming, diving, scuba classes)…and that means the occasional Speedo or spandex short covered hunk of flesh uses the showers in the adult locker room. Well, there were several yesterday. It was so bad I went into a stall and rubbed one out. At least I could concentrate better on my game after that. I haven’t gotten off in a stall since my late teens.
Everyone have a good weekend.
