Archive for July 24th, 2007


Why do people do the ugliest things to their hair?

There’s this guy in my neighborhood, a muscular redneck guy, plain wife and two yard apes. Well, he’s going bald on top but has this really long ponytail. Did he pull it so hard it made the hair on top retreat and come out the back of his skull? Is he going to do the ultimate comb-over when it gets even longer?

Rednecks can be hot, in a “banjo-playing, squeal-like-a-pig” kind of way, but his ‘do disqualifies him out of that category. So much for my drunk-neighbor-gets-it-on-with-me fantasy.