Porn Titles and A Stall

The 15 Most Outrageously Titled Porn Films at your local “adult” store: (Yes, they are actual titles)

Da Vinci Load

Beyond the Call of Booty

Extreme Asshole Makeover

American Bi

Pulp Friction

Mission: Transsexual

Weapon of Mass Attraction

L.A. Cumfidential

Everybody Does Raymond

Romeo Must Ride

Cream of the Cocks

Mr. & Mr. Smith

Got Milked

Cockbuster

When Bears Attack

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I finally played racquetball last night, the first time in months! I play against my step-dad, but there are only two courts and one was double-booked so for awhile we played a three-way game with this beefy hottie, unfortunately he was there with his wife. But, man! The hot meat in the adult locker room yesterday was fabulous! This is an aquatic center so there are Olympic sized pools and always people using them (swimming, diving, scuba classes)…and that means the occasional Speedo or spandex short covered hunk of flesh uses the showers in the adult locker room. Well, there were several yesterday. It was so bad I went into a stall and rubbed one out. At least I could concentrate better on my game after that. I haven’t gotten off in a stall since my late teens.

Everyone have a good weekend.

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5 responses to this post.

  1. they are almost as good as drag names.

  2. Thanks for making me laugh with those porn names. 🙂

    Sounds like a great gym.

  3. excellent list. are they available in bittorrent?

  4. LOVe the titles…TOO freakin funny!

  5. What imaginations for titles…got to love them. LOL. Hope all is well CB! Back from Kauai…had a ball. Haven’t heard Spider mention any get-together with you. You guys overdue? Hugs.

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