Going Down In Flames, Part V

Yes, my readers, yet another elected official has been caught in a public restroom doing something naughty. This time he was playing footsie with the policeman in the next stall. Read all about it:

Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) was arrested in June at a Minnesota airport by a plainclothes police officer investigating lewd conduct complaints in a men’s public restroom, according to an arrest report obtained by Roll Call Monday afternoon.

Craig’s arrest occurred just after noon on June 11 at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. On Aug. 8, he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in the Hennepin County District Court. He paid more than $500 in fines and fees, and a 10-day jail sentence was stayed. He also was given one year of probation with the court that began on Aug. 8.

A spokesman for Craig described the incident as a “he said/he said misunderstanding,” and said the office would release a fuller statement later Monday afternoon.

After he was arrested, Craig, who is married, was taken to the Airport Police Operations Center to be interviewed about the lewd conduct incident, according to the police report. At one point during the interview, Craig handed the plainclothes sergeant who arrested him a business card that identified him as a U.S. Senator and said, “What do you think about that?” the report states.

Craig was detained for approximately 45 minutes, interviewed, photographed, fingerprinted and released, and police prepared a formal complaint for interference with privacy and disorderly conduct.

I found a link to his arrest report. This is when I referred to him playing footsies. He tapped his foot a few times in the stall, then edged it closer to the policeman’s foot, and final tapped it. This is how guys hook up in separate stalls when there are no glory holes (Honestly, I’ve never had this happen to me). Then when arrested the guy whips out his State Senator card and brandishes it like a Get Out Of Jail Free Card! I laughed at this until I almost wet my pants!

He has been quoted as saying his only crime was admitting he was guilty. WTF?!?!? This schmuck-Senator is a real piece of work. Maybe he can keep Bob Allen company while they wait in line for their unemployment checks?

Here’s his picture:

Scary Larry

Can you say “troll”? I knew you could!

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