I was going to lunch the other day and noticed that the McDonald’s restaurant near my office has their flag at half mast.
Not an American flag. It’s a red flag with the Golden Arches on it.
I suddenly got very worried. Had Grimace been killed by a speeding semi-truck? Was the Hamburgler dead from getting shanked by his cell-mate, Bubba? Ronald attacked by a pit bull whose owner afterward was quoted as saying, “He’s never bitten anyone. I don’t know how this could have happened!”?
Posted by Bryan on September 27, 2007 at 5:36 PM
Aww, I was expecting something different when I saw the headline. 😉
Posted by johnmichael on September 27, 2007 at 5:45 PM
Hmmm. Now I’m craving their fries and I just went on a healthy jog!!
Posted by Mikell on September 27, 2007 at 6:31 PM
Unless your local Mickey D’s is on a ship – the flag was at half staff. 😉