Changing Meanings

Another bathroom sting went down yesterday netting 9 men, including a school teacher and a former elected official. It was over at a mall in Daytona Beach, Florida. Read this article first:

VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. — A group of men, including a former candidate for mayor and a high school teacher, was arrested on charges they performed sex acts or exposed themselves in a Central Florida mall bathroom, according to police.

Investigators said nine men were arrested Thursday night in a Sears department store men’s room located in the Volusia Mall.

“These men would go into the men’s room and they would tap their feet, zip their zipper, make all kinds of noises and even reach under the stall,” Daytona Beach Police Chief Mike Chitwood said.

The men arrested included SeaBreeze High School health teacher David Behringer and former city Commissioner Mike Shallow.

“The undercover officer told me he actually tried to come under the stall, where he was actually looking up at the undercover officer while he was performing his act,” Chitwood said.

A 70-year-old man was also arrested during the 10-hour sex sting, police said.

“The bothering thing is that you are coming up on the Christmas season, so you are out there shopping in the mall and your kid wants to run to the bathroom, you have a bunch of sick, degenerate, vile perverts in there doing their thing,” Chitwood said.

Officers said the sting was prompted by tips from mall security.

“Of course, everybody denies, (and says) ‘It wasn’t us,'” Chitwood said. “We certainly didn’t go there and entice anybody, and we didn’t put an ad out.”

Now read all the slogans Sears has used through the years (courtesy of Wikipedia) and see how appropriate each one now sounds.

Advertising Slogans

* Where America Shops For Value …and free sex in the bathrooms!
* There’s More For Your Life..at Sears …in the stalls…at night…
* Your Money’s Worth and a Whole Lot More ’cause the bathrooms are free
* Your Money’s Worth..and More Well, that depends whose on the other side of the glory hole, now, doesn’t it?
* Sears: You Can Count on Me …to be waiting in the second stall from the left
* Come See the Softer Side of Sears …and a 70-year old deviant in the bathroom!
* The Good Life at a Great Price. Guaranteed. You can’t beat free blow jobs!
* Sears: Where Else? Well, the bathroom at the rest stop usually has a lot of action, or the steam room at the “Y”…
* Good Life. Great Price. Gratuitous STD’s.
* Sears: Where It Begins …with a tapping foot and a hand under the stall wall.

Everyone have a good weekend…and stay out of the Sears men’s rooms.

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4 responses to this post.

  1. stupid sods to be doing that in this day and age.
    but i suppose people driven for public sex need to do so in public!
    better to try on line….

  2. I saw the story and just couldn’t get over the stupidity of these peoples’ actions.

  3. Just like sleazy, lying politicians, I’m betting most of these guys identify themselves as straight (wives, families, etc.), but enjoy a little cock-gobbling on the side. Whatever. But, c’mon! A disgusting, public restroom? How about trying to scrape together a little self-respect? Have a great weekend, guys.

  4. Posted by Lucas on November 6, 2007 at 4:52 PM

    I love the slogans and the uhhh…added parts! Too funny.

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