I was going to lunch the other day and noticed that the McDonald’s restaurant near my office has their flag at half mast.
Not an American flag. It’s a red flag with the Golden Arches on it.
I suddenly got very worried. Had Grimace been killed by a speeding semi-truck? Was the Hamburgler dead from getting shanked by his cell-mate, Bubba? Ronald attacked by a pit bull whose owner afterward was quoted as saying, “He’s never bitten anyone. I don’t know how this could have happened!”?
Mountain Cabin 